Norman Mailer: Even in Death, An Award-Winning Perv

Now that he's up and died, Norman Mailer will—like Kafka, Borges, and Anna Nicole before him—forever be denied his Nobel, a prize reserved for alive people only. But, no matter! London's Literary Review has just named Mailer's pulp Hitler novel The Castle in the Forest winner of its annual Bad Sex in Fiction award. The … » 11/27/07 5:50pm 11/27/07 5:50pm

Eastern Bloc Hipsters Are Just As Confused As Their Williamsburg…

Turns out the Cold War really was the clash between two radically different ways of life. And it continues. Here in the First World, for instance, thirtysomething creative-classers wear ridiculous clothing out of nostalgia for the halcyon leg-warmer days when their parents dressed them. Over in Russia, however,… » 11/27/07 12:20pm 11/27/07 12:20pm

How A Homeless Man Taught William Eville The True Meaning of…

Like Wordsworth, William Eville appears to be a Billy rather appropriately surnamed. In a "New York Observed" column for the Times yesterday, Mr. Eville recounts the time "in the early '90s" when he found a homeless person living in his car, which was parked by TriBeCa's "Duane Park...a park in name only." But why would said … » 11/26/07 9:40am 11/26/07 9:40am

The Best Black Friday Shopping Strategy Is Obnoxiousness, Gender…

Just like that Woodward "Bush at War" volume of the same name, today's Post article "Plan of Attack" promises an inside account of high-level military planning—"sure-fire tactics [to] make a successful Black Friday." It's practically a slam-dunk for a good Christmas season. The insider in this case is Marina Vataj, "a former… » 11/21/07 2:20pm 11/21/07 2:20pm

David Brooks Discovers "Dozens Of Niche Musical Genres Where There Used …

Friedman's oblivious egomania, Dowd's insouciance to basic norms of logical argument, Kristof's admirable ambulance chasing: all such other Times op-ed superpowers pale in comparison to David Brooks's truly awe-inspiring, magisterial laziness. Like a frat boy funneling a brew, he sits waiting for ideas to trickle down… » 11/20/07 11:30am 11/20/07 11:30am

'Times' Review Deems New Times Building 'Kind of Okay!'

Step aside, public editor Clark Hoyt! The Times's impulse for self-assessment takes a more material(ist) turn today with architecture critic Nicolai Ouroussoff's review of the new Renzo Piano-designed Times HQ on Eighth Ave. and 41st Street. Ouroussoff—as far as architecture critics go, really an unimpeachable guy who… » 11/20/07 9:36am 11/20/07 9:36am

Cover of Today's 'Post' Proves Joe Biden Wrong

Remember when manly-man long-shot Dem candidate Joe Biden called Rudy Giuliani "the most under-qualified man since George W. Bush to seek the presidency"? The Delaware senator cattily continued: "There's only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun, and a verb and 9/11." Well, actually, "I" is a pronoun, so sorry, Mr. … » 11/19/07 4:42pm 11/19/07 4:42pm

Real Adult Women Still Want To Be Disney Princess Brides

In the great "these things go together" corporate tradition of LVMH, Disney has created a $4 billion "Princess" division "almost by accident" to combine the considerable assets of Belle, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Snow White, Jasmine, and Ariel. ("Pocahontas and Mulan are usually kicked off the throne. Disney says that's… » 11/19/07 4:10pm 11/19/07 4:10pm

Is Paige Davis The Victim Of The Strike or Her Own Suck?

Vivacious redhead Paige Davis has agreed to return as host of a new HD version of the once-geisty TLC home-swap design show Trading Spaces. What does this all mean? Well, for one thing, that the Broadway dreams of one Paige Davis, who's played Roxie in the stage version of Chicago —she's a thespian on the level of Lisa … » 11/16/07 9:50am 11/16/07 9:50am

Britney Spears: She's Not There

Screw the backlash to the backlash to the backlash! This must be said: Britney Spears's Blackout is an astounding music record. Go put it on now, and just try to argue that "Heaven on Earth" isn't so much a better faux-Joy Division song than anything in years—and these are the same years that every person with a Y… » 11/15/07 6:20pm 11/15/07 6:20pm

'Gossip Girl' Serves Up A Special Spicy Tokenism Roll!

I went to an amazing party last night. I fit it in between meeting with Tyra (just Tyra, to me) to grill some aspiring models and discussing the day's events with Jim Watkins and Kaity Tong at 10. So anyway, at this party, we were playing "Guitar Hero"—my fave!—and eating raw fish! Can you believe that? Kind of slimy,… » 11/15/07 11:30am 11/15/07 11:30am

In These Web 3.1 End Days, Is Jimmy Kimmel The Only Cultural Arbiter…

Lee Gomes's "Portals" column in the Wall Street Journal usually addresses the question concerning technology with a boomer-friendly sort of phenomenology—as in, "gee whiz, look at this phenomenon!"—and little else. Today's edition seems at first no exception: Gomes has discovered a YouTube "bulging" with all sorts of… » 11/14/07 5:05pm 11/14/07 5:05pm

The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy To Take Down Judith Regan

Judith Regan's not an anti-semite: She's an Italophobe! As the full 70-page text of her $100 million lawsuit against HarperCollins and News Corp. reveals, Judy herself is the victim of a "smear campaign." Remember those awful claims that Ms. Regan, upon her post-If I Did It dismissal, made mention of a "Jewish cabal" and… » 11/14/07 9:20am 11/14/07 9:20am